Zoe: The devil made me do it.
Mom: Where did you hear that?
Zoe: Garfield.
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Zoe was talking about who has crushes on who at school…
Mom: What exactly is a crush?
Zoe: A crush is someone who is on your ok list for going
to marry.
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Sophie: Mom, I'm really mad at something!
Mom: What?
Sophie: My balloon. Because it's not working anymore.
----------------Sophie: Mom, I'm really mad at something!
Mom: What?
Sophie: My balloon. Because it's not working anymore.
Sophie has been stockpiling things on top of her dresser. Her things, our things, any things - she's not discriminating. The pile has grown to a threatening height and level of distraction at bedtime, not to mention that we're all getting tired of losing our things to it's orbit. I told her that daddy and I need to get involved in her piles because she’s putting other people’s things in her piles and because it's too high and distracting at bedtime. After a long, long pause and sigh, she replied: "I’m not happy with you with this conversation.”
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Mia: Mom, my dog sage ( a stuffed animal she walks/drags on a leash made of rainbow loom bracelets) really needs a rest. We've been doing a walk-a-thon, and she hasn't had any time to rest, but now she's really tired.--------------------
Mia: Mom!! I can blink with both eyes!!
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Mia: I see a huge skateboard without wheels! (upon seeing an ironing board in the hotel room closet)


















